A New Low

At times I wonder about humanity. I wonder why we do what we do, why have the thoughts that we have. Even more recently, what the executives at Domino's were smoking when they came up with their "Oreo Dessert Pizza." Pardon my pun... I had to look twice when I saw this monstrosity lurking on my television. But in hindsight I guess it was expected. They have combined pizza with the Philly Cheese steak, pizza with lasagna, pizza with the hamburger, etc. I'm waiting in gleeful anticipation for when they combine pizza with "chinese" food, or pizza with fries, or make a pizza with bacon, ham, eggs, and lucky charms and call it a breakfast pizza. Just looking at this disgusting, calorie filled, pizza almost makes me wonder what it taste like. But I quickly remember that I don't like eating garbage. I've never been a health freak, but even this it too far. Not only are they killing us slowly with this "dessert," but they also dare to litter my Sunday filled football watching with their crappy Oreo mustaches.